Funniest Toxic Relationship Memes for Crazy Chicks Who Blame the Planets For All of Their Breakups

Dating is just a series of confusing and complicated challenges. One minute you're dating a nice, hunky guys, the next thing you know, he ghosts. What happened? Well, for starters, Mercury was in retrograde this month so that's probably what had you acting up. It was totally not your fault that you went through his phone after his followers went from 347 to 346, that was certainly justifiable cause to go snooping. Or maybe he took off because you were loving him TOO much. Okay, I admit it… maybe bombarding him at work with tears in your eyes and a mopey frown wasn't such a good idea that one time. Sure, he hadn't texted you back in 4 hours, but what's a girl supposed to do when she's being ignored by her man? I guess it's back to the Hinge drawing board, hoping to find a man who can handle your extraordinarily volatile mood swings. 

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